if you didn't have a soul, you wouldn't be avidly checking your form spring as a substitute for meaningful human contact. question?

I receive an e-mail alert when someone asks me something, & my e-mail is sent to my phone. Not to mention it isn't much of a secret that I don't really believe in ~meaningful human contact~ nor do I seek it out. Next?

I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.