For some reason I see you as a Go Go dancer. Not the whore kind, just the slutty kind. But I don't exactly know you. I think you'd be cool as a columnist, too. Not the boring kind but the crass and interesting type.

"Just the slutty kind," hahaha. If I had the body, you know damn well I'd do shit like that...it's good money, whatevsies. I'd love to be a columnist, but I've got this huge fear that I'd run out of things to write.

I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.