Friday, October 15, 2010

what do you even do in wi?

Work, nap, pee, eat Saltines, not get laid. Every once in awhile I get lucky & go to a show or something.

I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

For some reason I see you as a Go Go dancer. Not the whore kind, just the slutty kind. But I don't exactly know you. I think you'd be cool as a columnist, too. Not the boring kind but the crass and interesting type.

"Just the slutty kind," hahaha. If I had the body, you know damn well I'd do shit like that...it's good money, whatevsies. I'd love to be a columnist, but I've got this huge fear that I'd run out of things to write.

I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.

In all seriousness, what do you want to be when you're all growed up?

I'm not sure. I legitimately have no career direction in the least. I still hold my childhood dreams of my perfect loft apartment in a big city (down to the last aesthetic detail) without any idea of how I will pay for it. I see myself in menial service jobs for the rest of my life, but I won't be cute forever.

I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.