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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

formspring.me

Ask me about my lady bits, since that's all anyone does. http://formspring.me/melanielehman
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Monday, October 18, 2010

You make me really hot. I don't even know you but I think about you when I touch myself.

Happens to the best of us.

I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.

Posted by Melanie at 8:19 AM No comments:

Friday, October 15, 2010

what do you even do in wi?

Work, nap, pee, eat Saltines, not get laid. Every once in awhile I get lucky & go to a show or something.

I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.

Posted by Melanie at 3:32 PM No comments:

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Sell out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgHpI1PLFRs

Play

I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.

Posted by Melanie at 6:30 PM No comments:

Monday, October 11, 2010

Have you sharted recently?

Not recently, no. But I'll keep you posted.

I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.

Posted by Melanie at 9:13 PM No comments:

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Anal mclovin?

I don't care for fast food.

I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.

Posted by Melanie at 9:09 PM No comments:

Pussy or dick?

Choose? Never.

I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.

Posted by Melanie at 8:59 PM No comments:
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I want to be like water. I want to slip through fingers, but hold up a ship. I'm a bitter, shallow person & my dad & I will escape to Puerto Rico one day. He will let me have a pet cat.
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