Happens to the best of us.
Monday, October 18, 2010
Friday, October 15, 2010
what do you even do in wi?
Work, nap, pee, eat Saltines, not get laid. Every once in awhile I get lucky & go to a show or something.
I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Monday, October 11, 2010
Have you sharted recently?
Not recently, no. But I'll keep you posted.
I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Anal mclovin?
I don't care for fast food.
I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.
if you didn't have a soul, you wouldn't be avidly checking your form spring as a substitute for meaningful human contact. question?
I receive an e-mail alert when someone asks me something, & my e-mail is sent to my phone. Not to mention it isn't much of a secret that I don't really believe in ~meaningful human contact~ nor do I seek it out. Next?
I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.
waukesha is not a good place to meet people. is it killing your soul yet?
If I'd had a soul to begin with, I'm sure it'd be dead by now.
I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.
Friday, October 8, 2010
when you say you wont be cute forever it makes me think of you old and toothless rubbing your clit on webcam for some random horny GI in afganistan
Whatever it takes to support our troops (& my wallet AKA online shopping addiction)!
I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
For some reason I see you as a Go Go dancer. Not the whore kind, just the slutty kind. But I don't exactly know you. I think you'd be cool as a columnist, too. Not the boring kind but the crass and interesting type.
"Just the slutty kind," hahaha. If I had the body, you know damn well I'd do shit like that...it's good money, whatevsies. I'd love to be a columnist, but I've got this huge fear that I'd run out of things to write.
I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.
In all seriousness, what do you want to be when you're all growed up?
I'm not sure. I legitimately have no career direction in the least. I still hold my childhood dreams of my perfect loft apartment in a big city (down to the last aesthetic detail) without any idea of how I will pay for it. I see myself in menial service jobs for the rest of my life, but I won't be cute forever.
I'm a dick & I'm sure I've been a dick to you at some point; sock it to me.
